Adonai vasu borragus-胡愛晏(WHOIAM)

Yemen's president leaves the country to seek medical care in Saudi Arabia for wounds sustained in an attack on his presidential compound. New startup idea...spa and rehab center for embattled Middle Eastern heads of state. Name: "RETREAT!!!" [source]

The deadly E. coli outbreak that afflicted Germany is shown to originate from sprouts grown in northern Germany. Just saying, there's a reason that all the veggies in German food are generally canned and aged for years before serving. [source]