Brazil, after much opposition, approves a hydroelectric dam in the Amazon rainforest. Said The Amazon, "I guess it's not enough that I produce a %*&! ton of oxygen, now I have to do ELECTRICITY too? %!%&!&!" (Yes, the Amazon Rainforest swears.)[source]
Free wifi becomes available outdoors between the Brooklyn and Manhattan bridges. Instagram's servers crash immediately after the wifi is turned on as 2 million hipsters try to upload filtered photos of themselves using the new wifi.[source]
If Shakespeare were around he'd be writing sonnets about this day. By "Shakespeare," we mean "whoever wrote Shakespeare's plays."
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