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A judge rules that the popular breast-cancer awareness wristbands emblazoned with the slogan "I ♥ boobies" are not lewd and should be allowed to be worn in middle schools. We've come a long way since black armbands and BONG HiTS 4 JESUS.

NYC schools chancellor Dennis Walcott makes waffles for a Brooklyn public school. The back story: he'd visited the school four months earlier, when he told the students he loved to cook. In traditional Brooklyn fashion, an girl immediately responded, "Prove it!" Clearly, all the attitude from the East Village flows into the East River and ferments into full-blown sassafras before it enters the Brooklyn water supply.